Titles are overrated


”And this is Amortentia ,the most powerful love potion in the world. It’s rumored to smell differently to each person according to what attracts them. “


We all have that one person who helps keep us grounded.





shout out to thorin oakenshield for getting lost in the shire not once, but twice

#not all those who wander are lost #(but some are)

too majestic to ask for directions

Even the ring wraiths asked for directions.

Even the ring wraiths asked for directions 


oh my gooooooosh


oh my gooooooosh


things advised not to do on your pilgrimage: hunt down the geth after they first emerge after a 100 years behind the veil and steal it’s memory core because of curiosity 

My favorite Disney princess is Elizabeth Swann because rather than becoming a princess, she was like “nah, fuck that” and became a king instead.





a fucking pirate king at that

And it’s awesome because she started as this fucking proper Lady who was expected to marry a wealthy and accomplished, but one she did not love, but instead fell for the blacksmith and became a pirate, fucking shit up and taking names.

And she rocked every fucking second of her story, from Lady to Pirate King.







why does this make me feel mad

Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore.

*shots fired*

I’m pretty sure if anybody saw a woman doing that the first thing they would think wouldn’t be “wow what a whore” jesus christ.

i think it says alot about the commenter on how they view people as aopposed to how people actully veiw feats of acrobatics.
most people would see the girl on the poll and think “wo oh my god thats incredibly sexy, as well as impressive. i cant do that” same goes for the guy.
this is because feats of phisical strength, such as the hannibal leg lifts(what you see here) are astounding to everybody regardless of who does them.
there are definatley people who think that girl is a whore. there are also people who think that guy is a gross masculinistic musclehead who is probably overly egotistical.
this post is a prime example of how people, especially the people on tumblr, will specifically cherry pick tropes to victimize themselves instead of actually considering all the societal implications invilolved.
id also like to point out that strippers, especially pros like the one you see here, usually make upwards of 70k a year. proffesionals who teach pole dancing classes like this can make over 100k yearly.
i dont think they give a fuck what society thinks of them and neither should you.

Bruh it makes me mad cuz I can’t walk upstairs without tripping