isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIEND GET AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND
also isn’t it upsetting that your future wife is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who she is she could be lonely or sad or something horrible could be happening to her and oh no now im worried…
isn’t it upsetting that your future 50 cats are literally not born yet
WHY IS SOME CLOTHING SO HARD
Okay, show of hands. Who else has experienced legitimate fear of becoming trapped in a piece of clothing in a fitting room?
One time I tried on a shirt but it was too small and I couldn’t get it off so it was cut off of me
this summers wardrobe colors:
- pastel black
- warm-toned black
- light black
- dark black
- very dark grey
don’t forget the new “invisible” black color
TWITTER HAS NO CHILL
THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99
To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school.
Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice.
In 2001, I did an experiment for school about the idea of living in a big-box store like this. I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely friday afternoon, and didn’t leave the store until the following sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, played all of the demos of the games in the electronics section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlour they’d just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn’t truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I’d be using resources that weren’t public.
The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fell asleep on their displays. I said, “no, I’m fine, I’m just trying this futon.” and was left alone.
The people that work there really don’t care.
u lived in a k-mart
This is the most magical thing I’ve ever had the privilege of reading
you deserve a book deal and a movie just for the phrase ‘marts both k and wal’
This sums up my life pretty well
can firebenders bend hot people
18k notes and i still havent got a simple “yes/no” i fucking hate this website
I WANT THIS ON A SHIRT
If you want to learn about comedic timing and perfect delivery, you start and end with A Bit of Fry and Laurie.
In which Draco and Harry dress a little too quickly after a meeting
I don’t even ship it and this is awesome
Oh my god, my friend made the shittiest website in the world as a joke because he didn’t care about his assignment and his professor loved it and it’s going to be in our foundation show next year.
This shit ( http://digital.mica.edu/courses/ff/spring/ff210_12/mgould01/final/index.html )
is going to be in a gallery and I can’t handle the world right now.
i’m FUCKIN CRYING OH YM GOD
PLEASE LOOK AT IT PLEASE